The Spears clan reminds me, in many ways, of the British royal family. What the royals are to the British aristocracy, the Spears clan is to the millions of redneck trash here in America.
I never thought the day would come when one of Britney's relatives would out white-trash her. At least, so soon. But that day has arrived, as Britney's 16-year-old sister and star of one of Nickelodeon's top-rated shows has decided to get knocked up.
While the fourth season of Zoey 101 is in the can already, one has to think that airing it could become an awkward prospect for the nation's number-one kiddie network. How do you air it without being accused of casually endorsing teenage pregnancy?
Apparently Jamie-Lynn and the baby daddy aren't sticking it out. At least, that's what his myspace profile tells us:
Whoa, whoa, wait... people still USE myspace?
Also, I think there's an outside chance that mom's scheduled book on Christian parenting might be put on hold as a result of this latest crisis. So sad. When will something go right for the Spears girls?
Oh, yeah... maybe when they learn to close their legs.
For a good summary of the year in Spears, head over to ABC News.
I never thought the day would come when one of Britney's relatives would out white-trash her. At least, so soon. But that day has arrived, as Britney's 16-year-old sister and star of one of Nickelodeon's top-rated shows has decided to get knocked up.
While the fourth season of Zoey 101 is in the can already, one has to think that airing it could become an awkward prospect for the nation's number-one kiddie network. How do you air it without being accused of casually endorsing teenage pregnancy?
Apparently Jamie-Lynn and the baby daddy aren't sticking it out. At least, that's what his myspace profile tells us:
Whoa, whoa, wait... people still USE myspace?
Also, I think there's an outside chance that mom's scheduled book on Christian parenting might be put on hold as a result of this latest crisis. So sad. When will something go right for the Spears girls?
Oh, yeah... maybe when they learn to close their legs.
For a good summary of the year in Spears, head over to ABC News.
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