I always knew it looked easy. And this eBay auction confirms it. Become a great bassoonist for just $29.99 plus shipping.
According to the auction, "This is perfect for anyone that needs to be proficient with the Bassoon QUICKLY for School, to join a band or just to impress that special someone."
Because that special someone is, of course, going to be wooed by your hot, sexy bassoon playing. How can anyone hear the bassoon and not immediately begin to undress?
Also, I love how the picture they use is of an oboist. Nice. Maybe the buyer won't notice?
According to the auction, "This is perfect for anyone that needs to be proficient with the Bassoon QUICKLY for School, to join a band or just to impress that special someone."
Because that special someone is, of course, going to be wooed by your hot, sexy bassoon playing. How can anyone hear the bassoon and not immediately begin to undress?
Also, I love how the picture they use is of an oboist. Nice. Maybe the buyer won't notice?
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